Here be the archive.
- Camo leg warmers
A little bit 80s. A whole lot of trailer park. Just you try to spot him flashdancing off there in the brush.
- Gnome eating bananas
The natural diet of the wood gnome outside of captivity is magic bananas. If you find one like this, seize it tightly and demand it take you to its hoard of them. Mmmmm.
- Yard Gnome
Set him out among the roses and shrubbery. Nobody would be the wiser.
- And so it begins
Is there any reason a little boy can’t love R2-D2 and also grow up to be a good athlete? Griffin thinks not.
